Imagine if your dog could talk to you. Better still, imagine if it could express its innermost feelings in poetic form. This hilarious, insightful book confirms what we've all long suspected - that inside every dog is the soul of a poet. From retrieving sticks to rivalry with cats; from cold winter walks to endlessly chasing tennis balls, no stone of a dog's life is left unturned.

"You'll howl with laughter at the latest Just Joking, all about the goofiest and most beloved pets around--dogs! Jam-packed with hilarious jokes, pup-tastic puns, tongue twisters, pooch portraits, funny photography, plus 10 profiles of real-life dog celebrities." -- amazon.com.

Experience the adventures of the author's life as seen through the eyes of his loyal dog. This memoir shines its torch beam on the bond between man and dog. Martin the dog is Healy's saviour from drink and violence. Filled with warmth and affection, his spare compelling writing shows how a dog can really be a man's best. Prose, sparse and powerful combined with his brutal honestly reveals many of his flaws. So authentic that you forget Healy is the...

The amusing autobiography of a self-important cat, written from his sophisticated and cynical point of view. Thor is not your average cat. Suave, cool, man-about-town, he shares his observations of the people and pets in his household. Left on the doorstep as a newborn, his first order of business is establishing himself as the alpha male of the household. This is no problem with Maggie, the insecure family dog, but trying to convince the master of...

At the grand opening of the Woofmore Hotel, Rufus and his boss Ms. Coco strive to create the perfect experience for their canine guests as they deal with unexpected challenges including pup-parazzi and fleas.

The very short, barely researched and totally off-the-cuff guide on how to deal with man's best friend. Once again, this is a short book. In fact, let's call it a bookLET to avoid any confusion. It's about puppies. Everyone loves puppies. Have you been on Pinterest lately? Facebook? There are even television shows about them. Puppies are adorable, which is why so many people want one. They romp and frolic, then collapse into fluffy balls of puppy-cuteness. They're...

Have you ever looked at the dog at your feet and wondered what life would be like if they could talk? In the case of my dogs, there would be a lot more sarcasm.Remembrances from a lifetime of dogs, both of working sheepdog and pet varieties, reconstructed with the input of the dogs themselves. Often amusing, rarely particularly flattering to the people involved.Maybe it's best to not let them tell us what they're thinking!

News for dogs and dog lovers to smile about: The irresistible bestseller is now even more irresistible with a 4-by-6-inch "chunky" format. As quirky, colorful, and giftable as ever, 97 Ways to Make a Dog Smile is now fresher and more appealing. Developed by Jenny Langbehn, a veterinary nurse who has a gift for making dogs happy, here are 97 foolproof methods and tricks for putting any dog into a state of pure pleasure. Enhancing each entry is...

Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic.  From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches,...

This classic collection of fun, amusing and heartwarming stories is a must read for anybody who loves dogs. Sixteen short anecdotes full of courage, humor, danger and most of all love, proving there is only one animal that can be called 'man's best friend'. Written by Elizabeth Paschal O'Connor a Texan socialite living in Victorian, married to Irish politician and newspaper magnate T. P. O'Connor. A heart-warming book but also a delightful insight...