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What do you call an oyster that won't share? And what is a penguin's favorite food? You'll find out in this book chock-full of animal jokes! Learn jokes that will have you roaring and hooting with laughter-plus a few that will leave you groaning but giggling all the same. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!
11) Just joking dogs
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[2020]
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English
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"You'll howl with laughter at the latest Just Joking, all about the goofiest and most beloved pets around--dogs! Jam-packed with hilarious jokes, pup-tastic puns, tongue twisters, pooch portraits, funny photography, plus 10 profiles of real-life dog celebrities." -- amazon.com.
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[2019]
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English
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A hilarious collection of 350 unique riddles and puns for smart back-to-school fun, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laughing-sound button! Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes! Q: What object is king of the classroom? A: The ruler! Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids is full of hilarious back-to-school fun! Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends,...
13) Knock! Knock! Who was there? /cby Brian Elling ; illustrated by Nancy Harrison and Andrew Thomson
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[2018]
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Collects over three hundred jokes featuring such famous people as Eleanor Roosevelt, Steve Irwin, and Jackie Robinson.
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2017.
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"In this third wacky handbook about how to avoid danger of every kind--from vampiric teachers to haunted books--Dr. Noel Zone joins the teaching staff of the local school after a small mishap involving his Danger Mobile (a shopping cart). But any POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows that schools are full of danger in the classrooms, in the lunchroom, and most definitely in the gymnasium. Thank goodness readers have a professional on their side!"--Provided...
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2022.
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The classic nursery rhymes we know and love--upside-down, backward, in gibberish, and fresh out of bounds--as only Jon Scieszka could stage them. Mother knows best, but sometimes a little nonsense wins the day. Inspired by Dadaism’s rejection of reason and rational thinking, and in cahoots with Blanche Fisher Wright’s The Real Mother Goose, this anthology of absurdity unravels the fabric of classic nursery rhymes and stitches them back...
20) Z is for Moose
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[2012]
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English
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Moose, terribly eager to play his part in the alphabet book his friend Zebra is putting together, then awfully disappointed when his letter passes, behaves rather badly until Zebra finds a spot for him.
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