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1) Dear Arlo
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It begins immediately. There's no transition period, no trial run, no supervised training, no e-learning module and no simulation that you can f**k up as many times as you need to until you get it right. As soon as the midwife hands you your newborn baby, you are responsible for keeping it alive. Picking up moments after Dear Dory ends, Dear Arlo: Adventures in Dadding continues the story of one dad and his journal as he strives to survive the first...
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Imagine discovering you're about to become a parent, even though doctors told you the chances of making a baby were close to zero. Now, a soon-to-be first-time father is charting a course through the perilous and choppy waters of living with a pregnant woman. He's dodging hormonal right hooks, evading emotional explosions, saying all the wrong things (like 'Are you okay?') and trying to figure out how the hell you install a car seat. Written as a...
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Tom has the rare ability of capturing the true nature of parenthood' -Neil Sinclair, AKA Commando Dad'Immediately engaging with genuine laugh-out-loud moments' -Toddler About'Toddler storytelling at its best' -The Modern Fatherhood ClubWelcome to the terrible twosWhere toddlers annihilate boundaries, convert your resolve into servitude and routinely imitate your worst qualities in public.Join one father and his journal as he scribbles his way through...
4) Toddler Inc
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Toddlers are savages.
They scream, shout, rebel, slap, destroy, throw food and purposely withhold their love and affection — just to watch your soul snap and your spirit shatter. And all before 8 a.m.
And yet, they're also misunderstood creatures: funny and beautiful — endearing little marvels that brighten up your day. But mostly they're savages.
WARNING: the author swears an awful lot
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